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The Kurgan's avatar

HA! I will go one step further! Being a selfless Trueblood Sigma myself, I will not only rate your SSH, but I will even issue you the finest diploma that a laser-printer can produce and post it to you! All for the low, low price of $99.99

Don't hesitate! Act now, before prices increase!

And this week only, we can add a basic outline of your SSH and how it interacts with your astrological sign for a mere additional $49.99!

But WAIT!

A full Astrological chart along with a more detailed SSH description and your chances at romance can be had, this summer only, for the low, low price of $499.99.

Please contact me directly right away to avoid delays!

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Easy Eddie's avatar

This is how it will start and end.

Reader: Tell me about myself (accompanied by wall of text).

Sigma: You are a gamma.

Reader: But I am not. I was just kidding.

Sigma: Gamma confirmed.

Reader: You are a fraud.

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