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ScuzzaMan's avatar

1. Lift.

2. Reduce verbal (yes, and 'net comments) output by 98%

3. Increase the quality of the remaining 2% by never explaining uninvited, offering unsolicited advice, being sarcastic, or creepy (or, as you call it, funny)

4. Bathe

5. Shave

6. Brush (your teeth!)

7. Get rid of all hats, swords, and capes.

Probably won't increase your status in the SSH but will definitely increase your status within your current level of the SSH.

Remember, you don't have to run faster than the tiger.

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Uncouth Barbarian's avatar

What an odd way to go through life.

I'd literally never think of that much faking it. It sounds miserable. I wonder how long he'll be able to fake it with the wife before she figures it out and the tide turns?

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