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Mile High Bear's avatar

Vox, one can hardly blame you for seeking to achieve a bit of peace via such ataraxia. Few things burn brighter or last longer than the held grudge of a pernicious Gamma. You simply had to take appropriate measures to ensure you would outlast it.

The Kurgan's avatar

I have come accross this specimen before too! Clearly his brilliance is of Universal appeal!

keruru's avatar

I had to ask my friend Claude who PAN is. And I’m a kiwi.

Audax Consilium's avatar

No one fears a dude built like a bag of dirty laundry, pushing bi straight from his cuck chair

JW's avatar

Telling somebody that they’re built like a bag of dirty laundry might be the perfect insult.

Masked Menace's avatar

There's been some hilarious posts today on this topic, and this is one of them.

Black's avatar

"I will absolutely understand if anyone who previously read this site daily feels that they can no longer do so in good conscience"

I am uneuphoric to the in extremis. I have no choice but to sell my fedora, slit my wrists open, and compose angst-ridden verse for publication on facebook. In that order, so I can say the poetry literally bled out of me.

Chris Cook's avatar

That victory celebration is not going to be very appealing to the olfactory system.

NeonPatriarch's avatar

Ah yes, old Pete.

Never have I seen any man so utterly buck-broken by women in my entire existence.

He hates females and any male who associates with them with the passion of ten million suns, with a borderline schizo solipsism that leads him to accuse random strangers online of not having been there to (somehow) save and defend him from the depredations of his (alleged) bitch of an ex-wife.

I'm not sure anyone can reach the guy at this point, too far gone.

Faith in God's avatar

Did you read his advice post to young men convincing them not to get married? He bragged about raising his step-sons to hate their mom and never get married. He also bragged about dumping a private conversation between his step-daughter and his ex-wife, where his step-daughter was complaining about how awful he is, to his step-daughters boyfriend in order to get them to break up.

In the comments section, a licensed therapist told him he's nuts and to get help because of what he did to his step-daughter. And he responded exactly as you described, calling the therapist out for white knighting.

He's a lolcow.

Tom's avatar

“It is our will that this ban shall endure for a thousand years. We are happy to know that the future is ours entirely!”

He's no doubt organizing the 1st Geheimer Königen party congress as we speak.

Billy's avatar

Graphically dispatching a Gamma Ghost in a future MCI would be pretty funny.

QuietRiverBear's avatar

Why did they have to claim the fedora so hard? A bald man appreciates head gear options in the summer.

Freeholder's avatar

What part of "He is our host" is so difficult to understand?

Joe Katzman's avatar

“Host,” for them, uses the other dictionary definition.

DarkLordFan's avatar

Inevitable excommunication lasts a 1000 years, but the Winning of the Secret King is Eternal.

bobo's avatar

Ouch. That had to hurt...

DH Slammer's avatar

That head shot is not a 62 year old

Big Target's avatar

If his "afraid of me" equals "annoyed by me," then yes. Dude doesn't appear to be super bright. I'm no paragon of intellect myself, but I do know a gamma dork when I see one!

Already Taken's avatar

Alas, Sigh, LOL, Any other 1 word tells?