Deltabait
How women convince Deltas that they're hot
One of the fascinating things about people’s response to the SSH is their instinctual unwillingness to admit how predictable their behavior is and how transparent their motives and objectives are. For some reason, everyone seems to want to believe they are a very special boy who is unique in his preferences and habits. But, as many men have discovered, the SSH will usually anticipate their behaviors correctly.
“This is why Deltas love pictures of women in hard hats, carrying guns, and wearing American flag bikinis…”
I try hard not to assign myself an SSH label, but some things just hit too close to home.
What’s the first thing that strikes you if you do an image search for “girls with guns” and you take in the broad panoply of women posing for pictures with firearms of one sort or another?
What strikes me, anyhow, is how none of them, literally none of them, are legitimately hot. They’re all 6s and 7s, in decent shape, but generally lacking both elite faces and elite bodies. This isn’t coincidence, it’s basically an application of the female technique known as the “pick-me girl” which separates one woman from the others on the basis of her having a more favorable attitude toward common male preferences.
This isn’t a bad thing, to the contrary, it’s a very smart move by a young woman. It is a bit comical, however, to observe how effective it is on Deltas, who genuinely believe that the act of being stretched over a car hood, striking a pose with a firearm, or holding a construction tool somehow makes a woman more physically attractive.
This technique works every time. I borrowed my delta man’s crescent wrench and “forgot” to return it. He chased me down and now we have 5 children. A few jokes about tools and he got the idea.
I always thought the props were just excuses to get pictures of pretty girls into the workplace or other male space that were plausibly relevant to the place. Never occurred to me that the props were to make the *girls* look better.