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"You would all do well to listen to me"

So claimed the donkey.

The surrounding animals were mute in surprised silence at his audacity, gathered as they were at the lake of peace, where all could drink without fear of predators.

Taking this for assent, he continued.

"The forest is right messy, monkeys running around as they please, why some animals just run their mouths about anything at all! No, we should be ruled by sofisticated animals"

He took a moment to pound the ground and swished his mane, which was far too short to effectively look good with such a manoeuvre. Still the animals were as stunned as if they were rabbits watching the weasel war dance.

"The so called lord of the forest is a horned tyrant! Such a strange creature shouldn't rule humble creatures like us, not with that strange sorcerous blood he has! We should live freely as animals rather than all these strange rules he proclaims!"

At this, one of the animals spoke.

The black panther, cruelest of the lone hunters.

"I shall do what you all cannot, and transgress the rules as he desires"

With that, he set upon the donkey, only once the donkey cried out that the rules of the forest were being broken before he died.

The panther dragged the donkey away.

Later, through the passage of time and rumour if one heard the monkeys or parrots chatter about it, they'd tell the tale of a wise donkey, slain before his time by a rulebreaking panther.

The truth of the matter though, was clear to those who knew.

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"I'm dating a rich Italian noblewoman."

"Really? What's her name?"

"Uh, you wouldn't know her. She goes to a different school."

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