When Gammas Attack
It's not hard to spot the Gamma once you know the pattern
GAMMA Sigma is all about concentration on your work and your thoughts. If I am in the zone on a project or planning a project, a 10 could come and brush her lips against my cheek, and I'd give her an annoyed face frown. Not because I am a fag, but because, do not bother me, when I am in the zone.
VD Do tell us more about what Sigma is all about, Internet Stranger. Your Very Important Opinion is Very Important to everyone!
GAMMAYou also seem way touchier than your "dark stream" days, is something off in your life?
VD Gamma confirmed.
GAMMA Apparently Owen Benjamin got sick of you. I wonder why? The insecurity perhaps?
As an exercise, contemplate the initial post and see if you can identify the 7 obvious Gamma tells in it. Share your thoughts in the comments.
Then, as a follow-on bonus, see if you can identify the three confirmations in the second comment, and the three additional confirmations in the third.
A summation of learnings:
Question: How many Gammas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: One, but first he has to mount the socket on a giant wall of text.
Question: How many Omegas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Since they aren't getting out of bed, it's fine if the room stays dark.
Question: How many Alphas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Why the hell are you asking me? I thought I was paying you to know this shit.
Question: How many Bravos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Are you f-cking deaf?! Didn't you hear what the man said in the last joke?
Question: How many Sigmas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Assuming you can find one, he would have gotten fired last week. Just get a delta to do it.
Question: How many Deltas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Sorry, but did you want that to be a 60 watt? I've got a 40 watt that puts out 300 lumens and would be more cost effective. Are you needing this for reading?
Question: How many Lambdas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: They have an alternative use in mind for the light bulb.
I learned so much about the fantasy land a gamma builds in his mind from the original comment. He wishes he could be unaffected by female attention, but is obviously desperate for it in creating this imagined scenario.