The Gammarang
When Gammas flounce...
Everyone is familiar with the Gamma Flounce. Gammas can never simply leave a space where they are unwanted, they need to make a public proclamation that explains why they are leaving, why they no longer have any need of, or interest in, the place and people they are leaving.
And then, of course, they come back. They ALWAYS come back.
The worst thing about the SSH is the way in which it renders future events not only foreseeable, but downright tedious. When a Gamma flounces, the only way you can prevent him from coming back is to lock the door behind him and change the locks.
The flounce. The encore. The parting shot. The other encore. The curtain call. The re-flounce. The "and another thing!" + slamming door.
It might be worth making bingo cards or setting up a betting pool or something, just to relieve the tedium and give it some entertainment value.
One of the replies to that return tweet went something like:
"The next time I expected to see your name was on the Epstein list. You're a day early".