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Cliff Cosmic's avatar

"Would you like to see my Funko Pop collection?"

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Goldentrianglebear's avatar

“This is truly inspiring.” -Disney animators.

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Ben Shapiro’s Promo Code's avatar

The MAGNIFICENT GENTLEMAN 🙃

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Nature Boy's avatar

The true horror is that he might end up being her best option.

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DREWIEY's avatar

No he won't!! Don't be ridiculous.

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TS's avatar

I absolutely love the look on the German girls face. It reminds me of the look my ex from Stuttgart used to give me when I made a really bad dad joke. So good.

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TS's avatar

As there are situationally high status Gammas, like Niel Gaimain. Does it stand to reason there are situationally low status Alpha, Bravo, Sigma and are there any examples?

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DREWIEY's avatar

Theres status and then there's ssh.

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Luke Philp's avatar

"Would you like to hear about my 10 page proof regarding the Trinity?"

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Enwar's avatar

Men like that are needed, but not in that situation.

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Enwar's avatar

Generally speaking, is being an annoying person a sure sign that someone is a gamma?

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DREWIEY's avatar

It's certainly low status behavior.

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Enwar's avatar

I agree.

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Mr. Berenstain's avatar

He has the bowtie, fancy hat, obnoxious facial hair, and hot coffee breath to boot.

The man behind the irritating gentleman just look exhausted from the monologue with the shmuck, & is just glad he's talking to someone else now.

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C A Mackay's avatar

His cigar ash is sure to leave a lasting mark on her knitting bag.

I just realized his bowtie is wider than his head.

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Atlas's avatar

Secret King wins again...

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Butterchurn Girl's avatar

Leaning over the back of the seat in the "hackles rising" position. I bet she feels his hot sour breath with every importunate word he speaks to her. That he looks so greasy just adds further insult to the injury. I want to stab him with hat pins, mock him and make him slink away.

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info1234's avatar

The Reddit Phenotype.

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Mr. Berenstain's avatar

Her face says it all. "Omg make it stop.."

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Chris's avatar

This demonstrates the Gamma Male's entire lack of empathy as Vox has explained many times. A slightest bit of empathy and he'd recognize the girl's pain and torture. Instead you can imagine the gamma walked away saying how she was delighted and loved everything he had to say. Delusion bubble.

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Masked Menace's avatar

Zero empathy, we're all merely characters in his story.

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Psychicponybear's avatar

Its the spectacles. He's examining her in a presumptuous way. Creep.

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Lacey's avatar

Wow, so they've donned fancy hats and worn neckbeards for at least a few hundred years.

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Sruti Ramatuti's avatar

But most likely all men dressed that way back then. It seems the gamma merely refuses to move on in terms of style. I wonder, therefore, if those in Roman times insisting on continuing to wear phrygian caps (think papa smurf) after Mitharism fell were all gammas.

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Vlajdermen's avatar

I'll bet that this was the caricature of being poorly dressed back then, like the bow tie was in the 50s.

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Nathan Braun's avatar

lmao, that gentleman looks very jew-y

can't make this shit up

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Masked Menace's avatar

This is why picking up on signals is so important. She's obviously in mourning. She's clothed in black and has a handkerchief in her lap. Her right hand appears to be reaching for her hat and she's likely about to move to another seat. The meddlesome man is oblivious to all this. He'll probably follow her to her next seat spewing continuous words the entire way.

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