Stella Got Her Grave

In which diversity and immigration are celebrated

On the plus side, at least this was a woman who actively welcomed refugees that was able to enjoy the full benefits of diversity and immigration:

A US mother has been found bludgeoned to death in her Irish home with her asylum seeker partner suspected of carrying out the killing then fleeing the country.

The body of Jamey Carney, 43, was found on Tuesday afternoon by her 13-year-old daughter at her rented home in Killarney, where she had moved five years ago from Westchester County, New York state.

Police are investigating the theory that a 28-year-old migrant, who she met at a pro-Palestine march, flew into a jealous rage over another man she had been speaking with on her phone and beat her to death. It is understood that the two met 18 months ago at an anti-war protest.

Although her body was found at around 1.30pm, investigators believe Ms Carney was killed late on Monday night or into the early hours of Tuesday - and lay dead in her bed for up to 13 hours, according to the Irish Mirror.

So, the good news is that it’s not necessary for Stella to fly to Jamaica, or Jordan, to get her groove back. The bad news is that she’s also more likely to end up dead.

The irony is that she probably believed he was a really good person because he was attending a protest.