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Derek's avatar

You will be mine, like my racket, or my Gucci, or my Wimbledon, except that I shall love you more, and trust you less.

Okrahead's avatar

“I love you baby, but not like I love this guitar.”

Prince

Lux Tenebris's avatar

I was listening to the radio while reading this, and "I Would Walk 500 Miles" by The Proclaimers came on. That must be the most Delta song ever written.

Been a while since we had an SSH music thread!

paladindt's avatar

You kiss better. Gucci, free racket. You at Wimbledon watching me win and kissing the racket.

BeatYourHeadIn's avatar

"Would an high status man not be afraid to answer honestly?"

Stoke is the delta character. The hot seat question would make any delta sweat.

Masked Menace's avatar

The hot seat question is:

Female Mouse: "Me or that attractive blonde mouse you played tennis with?"

Male Mouse: "Y..you."

Female Mouse: "Why did you hesitate?"

Male Mouse: "I didn't hesitate... Why don't we get some ice cream?"

Female Mouse: "You're dead to me."

Male Mouse: "Where are you going?... going?... gone...

Male Mouse: [[[ I wish I wasn't such a poor liar. ]]]

Coffee Guy Chris's avatar

Jami sitting on his lap would make any Delta sweat.

Jim Nealon's avatar

Good Bravo response. His priority for achieving goal. Her priority for having a high status man

NotYourPalFriend's avatar

That's not a Bravo response, brah.

Bob Road's avatar

Would an high status man not be afraid to answer honestly?

Vox Day's avatar

Not even a little.

"There are 4 billion women on the planet. There is one Wimbledon. Do the math."

Drewie's avatar

He'd answer w.e he wants.

Ransom of Perelandra's avatar

"You'd want me even more after winning Wimbledon."

Henry H.'s avatar
4hEdited

Depends. For an Alpha or Sigma, they'd dismiss her challenge with a greater or lesser degree of impatience and, respectively, indifference. And after a while, she'd know better than to keep challenging him.

A Bravo would be most likely to still remain friendly at the final challenge, and come up with something light-hearted and humorous to respond to it.

BodrevBodrev's avatar

With a high status man the game will be the other way around.

Kelchier's avatar

He would make a good joke and she would understand the subtext = "Wimbledon".