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John A's avatar

Do not get Scrubb anywhere near water.

Do not feed Scrubb after midnight.

What ever you do, no matter how much he pleads, Never call Scrubb "Race".

It is almost lime the Race thing is on his file.

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Wander's avatar

Ending with him trying to be called Race is almost a theme, and I love it.

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Nemesis's avatar

Julie's wellbeing may be in significant jeopardy with this lunatic around.

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Jim Nealon's avatar

If Scrubb follow orders witjout too many mistakes, he won't get the blood eagle. Knew somw guys from Wisconsin like his new boss. Small sense of humor, very focused.

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Joe Katzman's avatar

I ‘heard’ Carlson’s lines in a Swedish accent as I read them. It was not reassuring.

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Easy Eddie's avatar

"He didn't stand when I entered".

Mr. Carlson to Scrubb: I am better than you and against you.

Signs for Scrubb to watch out is if ever Carlson greets him while standing then it will signals an improvement from his end.

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Missy's avatar

Good God I wanna punch him in the face so bad, no.. no wait I wanna kick him in the balls. Yeah. Yes, that's what I want.

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Nemesis's avatar

😂

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DREWIEY's avatar

The boss looks very much like Charlton Heston.

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EnZoCo's avatar

Thank God the secretary isn't a civilian. Otherwise, shenanigans might ensue.

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Dobromir's avatar

This is really addicting to read.

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Masked Menace's avatar

Imagine a newest member of an established sports team arrives in the locker room. He meets Bobby, Mike, Joe, Roy, etcetera. He then introduces himself as Walt, but tells the team to call him "King". C'mon, 99.9% of us know it's downhill from there. How is it possible that some men can't see that?

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AsunderBear's avatar

Can’t wait for the eventual meltdown.

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Masked Menace's avatar

Wait for it... wait... for... it... "Most people call me Race"... and there it is!

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Dan in Alabama's avatar

Even "Ace" wouldn't work with a last name like Scrubb.

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J Scott's avatar

His person is hard wired and refuses to change with death on the line.

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Bucket Mouse's avatar

"Stop trying to make 'Race' happen. It's NOT going to happen!"

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James Allin's avatar

He should get his name legally changed if he's that insistent on not being "Horace". "Hank" or "Henry" would be at least more common.

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Christian Scheuer's avatar

I love Mr Carlson! Reminds me of many iconic characters in this role.

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