Daydreaming
A girl can dream, can't she?
Men often don’t realize how violently jealous women can be. Even of men who have no idea that they are the object of a woman’s jealousy. It can be genuinely alarming, and is especially bewildering when what happens to set off a woman’s jealous rage-spiral is something that she quite literally imagined, but never actually happened.
I remember hearing stories about women who accused husbands of adultery because they dreamed about them doing it.
I have no greater joy than to see my enemies get fat or cut their hair short.